Able to Ride

Was able to ride my bike the other day was beautiful out what stress relief and freedom you get from riding I can't even explain it's better then drugs, sex and any therapy you could buy. There is something about a vibrating piece of metal in between your legs that is indescribable power. My advice to the world would be for everyone to buy a motorcycle or a least try to ride. Tesco was taught this weekend by my husband and we have video for sale for the right price!!!!!!! of the whole event!!!!!! Anyone interested comment your best offer. Can't wait for the weather to brake. Everyone get out there and ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haven't Blogged in a While

Has been crazy. My 3yr. old had to get surgery for a hernia. Took him and the newborn to the surgery at the hospital. Grandmom's sat with the other kids. Daughter missed bus for school had to have someone pick her up. Quinn went into surgery 5 hrs. late saw ex stepmother at hospital had to have hour long conversation explaining why her and my father are divorcing and why she has had no contact with me because i didn't include her name on some stupid invitation. Then went up to check on 3 yr. old with baby in a car seat but not buckled in placed her on a chair in waiting room that wasn't properly secured to the floor and it flung the car seat and baby on the floor. The baby hit her head on the floor had to take the baby down to the er and have a 3 hr. long wait to have a cat scan. She is perfectly fine my husband of coarse is all pissed off about the whole thing and has to say I told you she was fine what a waste. I just had to make sure she is only 27 days old and now I know she is fine from the other fall too where her brother pulled her off the bed. She was wrapped in a blanket and he didn't know she was in there and he pulled the blanket to help him up and he pulled the blanket and the baby on the floor. This baby will be lucky to make it to one. They mall her all the time and wake her when she's peacefully sleeping . My husband said last night I love all our children but I don't want any more. I said yeah that's what I've been saying since I got pregnant!!!! I love these kids but they're a lot of aggravation and a lot of frickin' work and I'm tired i've had kids for 11 yrs. now I'm ready to start my life!!!!!!Well I've got to jam these kids are wrecking havoc and I can't stand the yelling no more and it's mom favorite time of the day NAP TIME!!!!!!!

It's A Girl

I just had my 5th child on Feb. 20th she is beautiful. What a wonderful baby!!!!!!! I tried the whole breastfeeding thing for the first time what an awful experience!!!!!!! Baby wasn't getting enough and got jaundice and had to be readmitted to the hospital!! awful!!!!!!! Well enough about that. Baby is good and doing great now! The other kids just can't get enough of her.I haven't blogged in a while cause it's been crazy!!!! Now with 5 it's harder there is soooo much to do with a little peanut around!!! But I'm loving every minute! I will be blogging again soon but for right now it's time for the kids to go to bed and all hell is breaking loose!!! Talk to you soon!

THE WEEKEND

SORRY I WON'T BE WRITING ON THE WEEKENDS UNLESS I HAVE SOME TIME CAUSE THAT IS THE TIME I USUALLY SPEND WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY. THIS WEEKEND WAS FRICKIN' HYSTERICAL EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY FRIDAY WELL MY HUSBAND FOUND SOME SITTERS FOR THE KIDS AND WE WENT OUT. WE WENT TO DINNER AND THE MOVIES. WELL WE WENT TO A JAPANESE/CHINESE RESTRUANT AND MY HUSBAND WHO IS VERY PICKY HE'S A CHEESE STEAK KIND OF GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW TWO OF HIS FRIENDS TOLD HIM TO TRY FRESHWATER EEL SUSHI YEAH RIGHT WELL I JUST CAME TO FIND OUT A YEAR AGO THAT I REALLY LIKE SUSHI, BUT I HAVEN'T TRIED ANYTHING RAW YET AND NOW BEING PREGNANT I'M NOT ALOUD. SO WE GET THERE WE HAVE TO WAIT PROBABLY 5 TO 10 MINUTES AND MY HUSBAND SEES A COUPLE TABLES WITH A PU PU PLATTER WITH THIS FIRE THING FOR LOOKS IN THE MIDDLE WELL HE HAS TO HAVE IT SO WE ORDER IT AND IT COMES AND IT HAS BEEF ON A STICK, 2 SPARERIBS, THESE TOASTS WITH SOME TYPE OF CHEESY CRAB STUFF ON THE INSIDE AND SHRIMP BALLS. WELL 1ST MY HUSBAND TRIES TO COOK THE BEEF STICK ON THE FIRE IN THE MIDDLE, WHICH OF COARSE I TELL HIM IS FOR LOOKS NOT TO COOK ON , BUT OF COARSE I'M NEVER RIGHT SO HE'S COOKING THIS BEEF STICK PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT US LIKE WE'RE FRICKIN' NUTS. HE DECIDES THAT IT'S DONE TAKES IT OFF PUTS A SPARERIB ON THE FIRE IN IT'S PLACE AND STARTS TO EAT THE BEEF HE ALMOST YACKS AND SAYS IT TASTES LIKE CITRONELLA. CAN I SAY I TOLD HIM SO I WAS HYSTERICAL. THEN I GET HIM TO TRY THE CRAB TOAST THING WHICH OF COARSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THEN WE'RE ON TO THE SHRIMP BALLS. I TRY THEM FIRST AND THEY WERE GOOD SO I TELL HIM TO TRY ONE HE DOES AND HE SAYS IT TASTES LIKE SAUSAGE OR SCRAPPLE SO OF COARSE I HAVE TO TRY IT AGAIN AND I COULD SEE WHERE HE WAS COMING FROM WITH THAT IT DID HAVE A HINT OF IT THEN HE STARTS FREAKING OUT AT HOW THEY AREN'T SHRIMP THEY ARE PIG NUTS AND HE HAD PIG NUTS IN HIS MOUTH. HE EVEN CALLED OVER THE WAITER AND MADE HIM SWEAR THAT THEY WERE SHRIMP AND THEY HE PROCEEDS TO TELL HIM THAT MAYBE SHRIMP BALLS IN CHINESE MEAN PIG NUTS IN ENGLISH. I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS. I NOW REMEMBER WHY I MARRIED THIS MAN HE CRACKS ME UP. I WAS LITERALLY IN TEARS ALL MY MAKEUP WAS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT! WE ENDED WITH A MOVIE. WE SAW I AM LEGEND IT SUCKED!!! I THOUGHT ANYWAY. THE BEST PART WAS IT HAD BOB MARLEY IN IT. BUT ANYWAY THAT WAS MY WEEKEND. HOW WAS EVERYBODY ELSE'S?

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EVERYBODY AND HOPEFULLY SOME PEOPLE WILL COMMENT CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK. ME AND MY HUSBAND HAD A DISCUSSION THE OTHER NIGHT CAN A MAN WHO IS DRUGGED OR UNCONSCIOUS SUSTAIN AN ERECTION AND PREFORM SEX? AND CAN HE BE RAPPED WHILE UNCONSCIOUS OR DRUGGED? PLEASE ALSO ASK AROUND AND LET ME KNOW WHAT EVERYONE THINKS. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT DAY.I'LL CHECK IN LATER AND SEE HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING AND KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THE EVENTS OF THE DAY WITH THESE DIRTY ROTTEN KIDS.

my new blog

Hey I'm new to this whole bloging thing. It's my birhtday today and I've been telling my husband I need to vent I started talking about a journal and he came up with the idea of a blog and I was like hey that sounds cool sharing my complaints and issues with other people sounds cool instead of a book that can't tell me I'm not crazy or I'm not alone. Awesome I need all the support I can get! I have 4 kids and one due in february so almost 5 two dogs and a husband my life is fricking crazy!!!!! and how sick is this it's all self inflickted. I did this shit to myself everyday I ask myself why especially on the days I want to sell evryone on e bay with a no refund policy attached. Like today for example it's my fucking birthday and I get the great idea to take the kids out with a friend to an inside moonbounce place where they can jump and have a great time. Let me just apoligize to any english major I can't spell, type or write so you get what you get sorry! Anyway we get there and my 3 little spawns of satan play for maybe 5 minutes on these moonbounces which cost me $18 to get in to and then the oldest of the 3 goes off with her girlfriend oh, I forgot we went with the oldest's friend and her mother. Like I needed another witness to what a horrible parent I am the other mothers that were there weren't enough.Well anyway she goes off with the girlfriend to any other room in the place but the one were suppose to be in, while the 2nd proceeds to steal as many juice boxes he could get his hands on which cost $1 a piece what a rip off and if that not enough the baby is beating the shit out of every kid that comes near him. What am I to do? all these mothers are looking at me and shielding their kids from my bully baby, of coarse I'm yelling at him while trying to control the other ones. It was insane. What was I thinking wanting to have a nice quiet day of fun with these kids? Why can they never be satisfied until they have me screaming for mercy? and all I keep thinking is i'm adding another one to the mix you fucking lunatic! No all kidding aside I do absolutely love all my children with my whole heart and am thankful for each and every one of them. Really!!!!!! Like this morning while I'm getting ready I shower for the 1st time in 3 days and I even decided to put some make up on today for my birthday.Don't know why I cried it all off by the end of the day cause I couldn't handle the stress. Anyway getting back. And my 2nd youngest who 3 and a holy terror you'll hear a lot about him, says mommy you smell good and look beautiful. Well probably cause it was 3 days before I even realized I haven't showered that's why I smell good. But it was sooo sweet nothing can be better then that it makes it worth while that's why you haven't found him on ebay yet. Oh well another day in the life of a mother. Underpaid and very underappreciated!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday To You!

...and enjoy the gift of a little world all of your own to brag, vent, question, rejoice and to just be you!