THE WEEKEND

SORRY I WON'T BE WRITING ON THE WEEKENDS UNLESS I HAVE SOME TIME CAUSE THAT IS THE TIME I USUALLY SPEND WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY. THIS WEEKEND WAS FRICKIN' HYSTERICAL EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY FRIDAY WELL MY HUSBAND FOUND SOME SITTERS FOR THE KIDS AND WE WENT OUT. WE WENT TO DINNER AND THE MOVIES. WELL WE WENT TO A JAPANESE/CHINESE RESTRUANT AND MY HUSBAND WHO IS VERY PICKY HE'S A CHEESE STEAK KIND OF GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW TWO OF HIS FRIENDS TOLD HIM TO TRY FRESHWATER EEL SUSHI YEAH RIGHT WELL I JUST CAME TO FIND OUT A YEAR AGO THAT I REALLY LIKE SUSHI, BUT I HAVEN'T TRIED ANYTHING RAW YET AND NOW BEING PREGNANT I'M NOT ALOUD. SO WE GET THERE WE HAVE TO WAIT PROBABLY 5 TO 10 MINUTES AND MY HUSBAND SEES A COUPLE TABLES WITH A PU PU PLATTER WITH THIS FIRE THING FOR LOOKS IN THE MIDDLE WELL HE HAS TO HAVE IT SO WE ORDER IT AND IT COMES AND IT HAS BEEF ON A STICK, 2 SPARERIBS, THESE TOASTS WITH SOME TYPE OF CHEESY CRAB STUFF ON THE INSIDE AND SHRIMP BALLS. WELL 1ST MY HUSBAND TRIES TO COOK THE BEEF STICK ON THE FIRE IN THE MIDDLE, WHICH OF COARSE I TELL HIM IS FOR LOOKS NOT TO COOK ON , BUT OF COARSE I'M NEVER RIGHT SO HE'S COOKING THIS BEEF STICK PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT US LIKE WE'RE FRICKIN' NUTS. HE DECIDES THAT IT'S DONE TAKES IT OFF PUTS A SPARERIB ON THE FIRE IN IT'S PLACE AND STARTS TO EAT THE BEEF HE ALMOST YACKS AND SAYS IT TASTES LIKE CITRONELLA. CAN I SAY I TOLD HIM SO I WAS HYSTERICAL. THEN I GET HIM TO TRY THE CRAB TOAST THING WHICH OF COARSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THEN WE'RE ON TO THE SHRIMP BALLS. I TRY THEM FIRST AND THEY WERE GOOD SO I TELL HIM TO TRY ONE HE DOES AND HE SAYS IT TASTES LIKE SAUSAGE OR SCRAPPLE SO OF COARSE I HAVE TO TRY IT AGAIN AND I COULD SEE WHERE HE WAS COMING FROM WITH THAT IT DID HAVE A HINT OF IT THEN HE STARTS FREAKING OUT AT HOW THEY AREN'T SHRIMP THEY ARE PIG NUTS AND HE HAD PIG NUTS IN HIS MOUTH. HE EVEN CALLED OVER THE WAITER AND MADE HIM SWEAR THAT THEY WERE SHRIMP AND THEY HE PROCEEDS TO TELL HIM THAT MAYBE SHRIMP BALLS IN CHINESE MEAN PIG NUTS IN ENGLISH. I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS. I NOW REMEMBER WHY I MARRIED THIS MAN HE CRACKS ME UP. I WAS LITERALLY IN TEARS ALL MY MAKEUP WAS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT! WE ENDED WITH A MOVIE. WE SAW I AM LEGEND IT SUCKED!!! I THOUGHT ANYWAY. THE BEST PART WAS IT HAD BOB MARLEY IN IT. BUT ANYWAY THAT WAS MY WEEKEND. HOW WAS EVERYBODY ELSE'S?

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EVERYBODY AND HOPEFULLY SOME PEOPLE WILL COMMENT CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK. ME AND MY HUSBAND HAD A DISCUSSION THE OTHER NIGHT CAN A MAN WHO IS DRUGGED OR UNCONSCIOUS SUSTAIN AN ERECTION AND PREFORM SEX? AND CAN HE BE RAPPED WHILE UNCONSCIOUS OR DRUGGED? PLEASE ALSO ASK AROUND AND LET ME KNOW WHAT EVERYONE THINKS. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT DAY.I'LL CHECK IN LATER AND SEE HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING AND KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THE EVENTS OF THE DAY WITH THESE DIRTY ROTTEN KIDS.