THE WEEKEND

SORRY I WON'T BE WRITING ON THE WEEKENDS UNLESS I HAVE SOME TIME CAUSE THAT IS THE TIME I USUALLY SPEND WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY. THIS WEEKEND WAS FRICKIN' HYSTERICAL EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY FRIDAY WELL MY HUSBAND FOUND SOME SITTERS FOR THE KIDS AND WE WENT OUT. WE WENT TO DINNER AND THE MOVIES. WELL WE WENT TO A JAPANESE/CHINESE RESTRUANT AND MY HUSBAND WHO IS VERY PICKY HE'S A CHEESE STEAK KIND OF GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW TWO OF HIS FRIENDS TOLD HIM TO TRY FRESHWATER EEL SUSHI YEAH RIGHT WELL I JUST CAME TO FIND OUT A YEAR AGO THAT I REALLY LIKE SUSHI, BUT I HAVEN'T TRIED ANYTHING RAW YET AND NOW BEING PREGNANT I'M NOT ALOUD. SO WE GET THERE WE HAVE TO WAIT PROBABLY 5 TO 10 MINUTES AND MY HUSBAND SEES A COUPLE TABLES WITH A PU PU PLATTER WITH THIS FIRE THING FOR LOOKS IN THE MIDDLE WELL HE HAS TO HAVE IT SO WE ORDER IT AND IT COMES AND IT HAS BEEF ON A STICK, 2 SPARERIBS, THESE TOASTS WITH SOME TYPE OF CHEESY CRAB STUFF ON THE INSIDE AND SHRIMP BALLS. WELL 1ST MY HUSBAND TRIES TO COOK THE BEEF STICK ON THE FIRE IN THE MIDDLE, WHICH OF COARSE I TELL HIM IS FOR LOOKS NOT TO COOK ON , BUT OF COARSE I'M NEVER RIGHT SO HE'S COOKING THIS BEEF STICK PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT US LIKE WE'RE FRICKIN' NUTS. HE DECIDES THAT IT'S DONE TAKES IT OFF PUTS A SPARERIB ON THE FIRE IN IT'S PLACE AND STARTS TO EAT THE BEEF HE ALMOST YACKS AND SAYS IT TASTES LIKE CITRONELLA. CAN I SAY I TOLD HIM SO I WAS HYSTERICAL. THEN I GET HIM TO TRY THE CRAB TOAST THING WHICH OF COARSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THEN WE'RE ON TO THE SHRIMP BALLS. I TRY THEM FIRST AND THEY WERE GOOD SO I TELL HIM TO TRY ONE HE DOES AND HE SAYS IT TASTES LIKE SAUSAGE OR SCRAPPLE SO OF COARSE I HAVE TO TRY IT AGAIN AND I COULD SEE WHERE HE WAS COMING FROM WITH THAT IT DID HAVE A HINT OF IT THEN HE STARTS FREAKING OUT AT HOW THEY AREN'T SHRIMP THEY ARE PIG NUTS AND HE HAD PIG NUTS IN HIS MOUTH. HE EVEN CALLED OVER THE WAITER AND MADE HIM SWEAR THAT THEY WERE SHRIMP AND THEY HE PROCEEDS TO TELL HIM THAT MAYBE SHRIMP BALLS IN CHINESE MEAN PIG NUTS IN ENGLISH. I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS. I NOW REMEMBER WHY I MARRIED THIS MAN HE CRACKS ME UP. I WAS LITERALLY IN TEARS ALL MY MAKEUP WAS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT! WE ENDED WITH A MOVIE. WE SAW I AM LEGEND IT SUCKED!!! I THOUGHT ANYWAY. THE BEST PART WAS IT HAD BOB MARLEY IN IT. BUT ANYWAY THAT WAS MY WEEKEND. HOW WAS EVERYBODY ELSE'S?

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EVERYBODY AND HOPEFULLY SOME PEOPLE WILL COMMENT CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK. ME AND MY HUSBAND HAD A DISCUSSION THE OTHER NIGHT CAN A MAN WHO IS DRUGGED OR UNCONSCIOUS SUSTAIN AN ERECTION AND PREFORM SEX? AND CAN HE BE RAPPED WHILE UNCONSCIOUS OR DRUGGED? PLEASE ALSO ASK AROUND AND LET ME KNOW WHAT EVERYONE THINKS. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT DAY.I'LL CHECK IN LATER AND SEE HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING AND KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THE EVENTS OF THE DAY WITH THESE DIRTY ROTTEN KIDS.

my new blog

Hey I'm new to this whole bloging thing. It's my birhtday today and I've been telling my husband I need to vent I started talking about a journal and he came up with the idea of a blog and I was like hey that sounds cool sharing my complaints and issues with other people sounds cool instead of a book that can't tell me I'm not crazy or I'm not alone. Awesome I need all the support I can get! I have 4 kids and one due in february so almost 5 two dogs and a husband my life is fricking crazy!!!!! and how sick is this it's all self inflickted. I did this shit to myself everyday I ask myself why especially on the days I want to sell evryone on e bay with a no refund policy attached. Like today for example it's my fucking birthday and I get the great idea to take the kids out with a friend to an inside moonbounce place where they can jump and have a great time. Let me just apoligize to any english major I can't spell, type or write so you get what you get sorry! Anyway we get there and my 3 little spawns of satan play for maybe 5 minutes on these moonbounces which cost me $18 to get in to and then the oldest of the 3 goes off with her girlfriend oh, I forgot we went with the oldest's friend and her mother. Like I needed another witness to what a horrible parent I am the other mothers that were there weren't enough.Well anyway she goes off with the girlfriend to any other room in the place but the one were suppose to be in, while the 2nd proceeds to steal as many juice boxes he could get his hands on which cost $1 a piece what a rip off and if that not enough the baby is beating the shit out of every kid that comes near him. What am I to do? all these mothers are looking at me and shielding their kids from my bully baby, of coarse I'm yelling at him while trying to control the other ones. It was insane. What was I thinking wanting to have a nice quiet day of fun with these kids? Why can they never be satisfied until they have me screaming for mercy? and all I keep thinking is i'm adding another one to the mix you fucking lunatic! No all kidding aside I do absolutely love all my children with my whole heart and am thankful for each and every one of them. Really!!!!!! Like this morning while I'm getting ready I shower for the 1st time in 3 days and I even decided to put some make up on today for my birthday.Don't know why I cried it all off by the end of the day cause I couldn't handle the stress. Anyway getting back. And my 2nd youngest who 3 and a holy terror you'll hear a lot about him, says mommy you smell good and look beautiful. Well probably cause it was 3 days before I even realized I haven't showered that's why I smell good. But it was sooo sweet nothing can be better then that it makes it worth while that's why you haven't found him on ebay yet. Oh well another day in the life of a mother. Underpaid and very underappreciated!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday To You!

...and enjoy the gift of a little world all of your own to brag, vent, question, rejoice and to just be you!